America Needs a Fat President

Chris Christie is Jabba the Hut fat.

Blodget argues that he may be too fat to be president and Henry’s smart but sometimes he just posts stuff to stir the pot.

If we’re going to find the lost soul of America it’s not going to be a slim guy (or woman) brimming with good health working the hair and teeth thing.  That look is poison and all of those guys suck and some of them are likely dangerous.

Its a look that says presidential and has become representative of what a leader ought to look like. Americans have gone for the charade for too long that masks poor leadership in a deteriorating system and questionable motivations.

George Washington powdered his hair and wore stockings. FDR spent his four terms in a wheel chair.

So who cares if the guy is fat.

America is fat.

Maybe we need a fat guy who can relate to the fat masses and inspire them.

I have no idea if Christie is the guy but he can’t be worse than the hollow men “headpiece filled with straw.”

Also, there ought to be a law that if you get botox you are inelgible to be president.